MOVIES THAT SOUND LIKE PORN
So, how ’bout another quickie? No? All right, a list it is then.
Keeping with last Wednesday’s theme, but flipping the idea just a bit, I thought this week we’d discuss movies who’s titles could be used for porn without being changed. This was actually a ton of fun to do. I have countless DVD’s on shelves stacked 3 deep. The funny thing is, I didn’t have to go past the first row to find all of these. If you’re ever bored, I highly suggest trying this!
Here we go with some of my favorites (in no particular order):
1. THE PROPOSITION.
2. XXX (A.K.A. TRIPLE X).
3. KISS, KISS, BANG, BANG.
4. RED EYE.
5. SWINGERS.
6. DEEP IMPACT.
7. HOT FUZZ.
8. ZACH & MIRI MAKE A PORNO.
9. LOVERBOY.
10. INSIDE MAN.
11. ENTER THE DRAGON.
12. SNATCH.
13. THE FIRM.
14. BOUND.
15. THE INSIDER.
SIDENOTE: When I went to find this, you have no idea how happy I was to see that tagline: 6 REASONS WHY THE WEST WAS WILD. 🙂
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March 24, 2010 at 10:28 am
I would take Deep Impact and Snatch from your list and replace all the rest with:
The Harder They Come, Shaft, Igby Goes Down, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, The Banger Sisters, In & Out, Dick, Octopussy, The Black Hole, Earth Girls are Easy, Pecker, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
And seeing as you know I love documentaries:
Hands on a Hard Body, Beavers, Big Rig, Fast Cheap and Out of Control,
March 24, 2010 at 11:13 am
Those are good… I think Dick and Pecker are a little on the nose… as if Snatch and XXX aren’t… hahaha!
Kung Pow was a good pull too. Thought we were the only ones that knew that little gem!
March 24, 2010 at 12:04 pm
How about “Space Balls”? Then try “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure” which is really interchangeable with “Big Top Pee-Wee”, then for good measure, “Fun with Dick and Jane” and for those of you looking for something concise, who can forget the obvious one “BIG”.
Though the best one on your list has to be “Deep Impact”…nicely done:)
And @Bruce…waaay too much time on your hands huh?:P
March 24, 2010 at 2:19 pm
If you only knew Bruce, you’d know how right you are… hahaha… Great List, Marc… I’d like to think I could star in BIG but I’d probably get a call back for the Pee-Wee movies! 🙂
March 24, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Duh…. what about SHAFT?????
March 25, 2010 at 5:45 am
Big
Fun With Dick And Jane
Black Snake Moan
Driving Miss Daisy
Dirty Harry
Run Silent, Run Deep
Free Willy
Dick
In and Out
Grindhouse
Toy Story
Sin City
The Big Lebowski
The Midnight Meat Train
The Punisher
Innerspace
The Rock
Goldfinger
Pecker
Orgazmo
Exit Wounds
Hard Target
Stick It
Batteries Not Included
Holes
and
Cool Hand Luke
April 5, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Dang, you are dirrrrrrty.
March 25, 2010 at 5:56 am
Again, Heather, you’re friggin’ awesome… nice list. I gotta say, how did I miss Shaft and Holes… was going to throw Midnight Meat Train up there but Aiden beat me to it last week!
March 25, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Teehee. It’s my inability to mature past the mentality of a 15 year old boy. I started thinking of them and couldn’t stop.
I saw Shaft and just snorted. 🙂
March 25, 2010 at 6:23 am
Upcoming Movies:
Iron Man 2 (complete with ass-to-ass poster)
Whip It!
March 25, 2010 at 6:58 am
How dare you sully Cool Hand Luke!!!!
March 25, 2010 at 7:42 am
In all fairness, Aiden, Cool Hand Luke is practically porn because Paul Newman is so good looking in that film, even I get turned on a bit! 🙂
March 27, 2010 at 7:04 am
Haha brilliant list! I will not think of some of those films in the same way again !!! LOL
March 31, 2010 at 12:25 pm
You left out one very important one: “Dick.” You know, it was that movie with Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams, about Richard Nixon.
March 31, 2010 at 4:03 pm
I think Paragraph called Dick… i missed it!
April 5, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Hahaha, just heard of another film to add to this list. Although it’s an upcoming movie (and isn’t going to be any good) the title sounded like it belonged here Kai: Brendan Fraser’s newest…wait for it…’Furry Vengeance’
I just had to laugh:)
Also thought of a good tagline for the film: “Starring Brendan Fraser…because Eddie Murphy was busy”
April 5, 2010 at 3:28 pm
hahahaha… that’s hilarious. I had a long day and you just made me laugh audibly… thanks!
April 5, 2010 at 8:08 pm
A Hard Day’s Night?
September 8, 2010 at 1:12 am
red eye, thats horrible
September 12, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
September 13, 2010 at 5:35 am
Cherry 2000
September 13, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Is that a real movie?
January 25, 2011 at 5:00 pm
I’m surprised no one has mentioned “Play It to the Bone.”