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HAPPY CINCO de KAI-YO

Posted in Humor with tags on May 5, 2011 by Kaiderman

That’s right, Ladies & Germans… it’s May 5th. Which means it is officially Cinco de KAI-yo. The day where the nation of Mexico celebrates the day I was born. Since it’s my birthday, I didn’t feel like slaving away over a post. However, I felt compelled to give you something.

I don’t typically spend a lot of time on youtube. The only videos I really watch on the internet are the kind you want to make sure are deleted from your history before your wife sits down to check her e-mail… just kidding, Honey [nervous laugh]. Where was I? OH! Sure I use it to get clips for the site, enjoy the occasional early 90’s gangster rap video and watch a cute kitten do something cute… who doesn’t? However, a friend sent me this hilarious clip last year and I felt compelled to repost it.

So, where ever you are, pour your favorite drink in a glass, throw it back, watch this video and enjoy my holiday!

3 MOVIE THINGS THAT AMUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME

Posted in Humor with tags , , on May 3, 2011 by Kaiderman

1. ROAD HOUSE WAS DIRECTED BY A GUY NAMED ROWDY.

2. THE SPIDERMAN REBOOT IS BEING DIRECTED BY MARC WEBB.

 3. THE MOVIE FROZEN STARS THE GUY WHO PLAYED ICEMAN.

I THINK I PEED A LITTLE

Posted in Film, Gag Reels, Humor, Movies with tags , , , , , , , on June 15, 2010 by Kaiderman

I don’t know about you guys but my favorite special feature on a DVD has always been the OUTTAKES or the GAG REEL. The problem is most DVD’s that feature them usually suck. However, every now and then they make me laugh until I cry.

These aren’t the greatest outtakes of all time. These just happen to be my favorite. I’m posting these because I’d like to hear what you think and would love to hear of some other great ones out there that I may have missed. Here’s my top 5 all time: Continue reading

HOTTEST SCI-FI & ACTION BABES

Posted in Film, Humor, Movies, Science Fiction with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 12, 2010 by Kaiderman

Don’t tell Rose she didn’t make THE LIST… she all ready looks pretty upset!!!

I don’t know about you but, after that whole Man Crush post (which was featured on Freshly Pressed for some reason), I need something to get the taste of man out of my mouth. That managed to sound gay, didn’t it? Son of a…

Anyways, what better way to do that then to turn our attention to the ladies? So, I present to you the 12 hottest characters to grace the screen, and my dreams, in the Sci-Fi & Action genres. Normally, I’d do a list of 10 but, for the ladies, let’s go 12. Here ya go (in order): Continue reading

MY MAN CRUSHES

Posted in Celebrities, Humor with tags , , , , , on June 9, 2010 by Kaiderman

Let me start by saying this: I AM NOT GAY! Not that I’m a homophobe or anything… personally I think it’s a superior lifestyle. 2 men could get so much done in a day! I just don’t want the ladies of the world to read this wondering with baited breath. If you listen closely, you can probably hear their collective sigh of relief right now. That being said, let’s get on with it…

While I don’t have a penchant for penis, there are a few up-and-coming actors out there who I do really like… NAY! Who’s careers I find myself cheering on. Plus, they’re all [switch to Zoolander voice] really, really good looking. Here’s my Top 5 (in order): Continue reading

THE THREESOME GAME: ROUND 2

Posted in Celebrities, Film, Humor, The 3some Game with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 29, 2010 by Kaiderman

——————– OUR 50th POST——————–

That’s right, boys and girls, the 3some game is back… like a bad herpes flare up. For those of you new to the site, here’s a break down (from my last post)of how the game is played:

This brain-child of mine was born out of my boredom for a game couples have been playing for years that shares a name with everyone’s favorite blog: THE LIST. The List, as I’m sure you know, is a game where partners keep an imaginary list of 3 to 5 celebrities in their proverbial back pocket. Should one of the devoted have the opportunity to have a chance encounter with one of the celebrities on their list, their better half would be forced to give them a pass (usually given because there’s no way in hell it could ever really happen).

Not only did I feel this game needed an update, I was also concerned because my wife is very attractive and should she run into Johnny Depp off stage at the taping of a  21 Jump Street reunion show on the VH-1 lot… who knows? I love my wife. And, let’s be honest, once you go Depp, you don’t go back. I know I wouldn’t! No matter how funny, charming, great at writing and hung I may be. So, I’m making the game a bit more difficult by introducing THE THREESOME GAME. Here’s how it came to fruition… Continue reading

CINCO de KAI-YO

Posted in Film, Humor, Movies, Quickies, Videos with tags , , on May 5, 2010 by Kaiderman

That’s right, Ladies & Germans… it’s May 5th. Which means it is officially Cinco de KAI-yo. The day where the nation of Mexico celebrates the day I was born. Since it’s my birthday, I didn’t feel like slaving away over a post. However, I felt compelled to give you something.

I don’t typically spend a lot of time on youtube. The only videos I really watch on the internet are the kind you want to make sure are deleted from your history before your wife sits down to check her e-mail… just kidding, Honey [nervous laugh]. Where was I? OH! Sure I use it to get clips for the site, enjoy the occasional early 90’s gangster rap video and watch a cute kitten do something cute… who doesn’t? However, a friend sent me clip the other day so funny I had to share it with you.

So, where ever you are, pour your favorite drink in a glass, throw it back, watch this video and enjoy my holiday!

That’s it for now, Compadres.

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