MOVIES THAT SOUND LIKE PORN

So, how ’bout another quickie? No? All right, a list it is then.

Keeping with last Wednesday’s theme, but flipping the idea just a bit, I thought this week we’d discuss movies who’s titles could be used for porn without being changed. This was actually a ton of fun to do. I have countless DVD’s on shelves stacked 3 deep. The funny thing is, I didn’t have to go past the first row to find all of these. If you’re ever bored, I highly suggest trying this!

Here we go with some of my favorites (in no particular order):

1. THE PROPOSITION.

2. XXX (A.K.A. TRIPLE X).

3. KISS, KISS, BANG, BANG.

4. RED EYE.

5. SWINGERS.

6. DEEP IMPACT.

7. HOT FUZZ.

8. ZACH & MIRI MAKE A PORNO.

9. LOVERBOY.

10. INSIDE MAN.

11. ENTER THE DRAGON.

12. SNATCH.

13. THE FIRM.

14. BOUND.

15. THE INSIDER.

SIDENOTE: When I went to find this, you have no idea how happy I was to see that tagline: 6 REASONS WHY THE WEST WAS WILD. :)

That’s it, you dirty minded boys and girls. Please feel free to leave your own in the comments section below. I never edit any of the comments. Remember, this was meant to be an interactive site, as much as I love the sound of my own voice.

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23 Responses to “MOVIES THAT SOUND LIKE PORN”

  1. Bruce Wayne Says:

    I would take Deep Impact and Snatch from your list and replace all the rest with:
    The Harder They Come, Shaft, Igby Goes Down, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, The Banger Sisters, In & Out, Dick, Octopussy, The Black Hole, Earth Girls are Easy, Pecker, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

    And seeing as you know I love documentaries:

    Hands on a Hard Body, Beavers, Big Rig, Fast Cheap and Out of Control,

  2. Those are good… I think Dick and Pecker are a little on the nose… as if Snatch and XXX aren’t… hahaha!
    Kung Pow was a good pull too. Thought we were the only ones that knew that little gem!

  3. How about “Space Balls”? Then try “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure” which is really interchangeable with “Big Top Pee-Wee”, then for good measure, “Fun with Dick and Jane” and for those of you looking for something concise, who can forget the obvious one “BIG”.

    Though the best one on your list has to be “Deep Impact”…nicely done:)

    And @Bruce…waaay too much time on your hands huh?:P

    • If you only knew Bruce, you’d know how right you are… hahaha… Great List, Marc… I’d like to think I could star in BIG but I’d probably get a call back for the Pee-Wee movies! :)

  4. Tiffany Starr Says:

    Duh…. what about SHAFT?????

  5. Big
    Fun With Dick And Jane
    Black Snake Moan
    Driving Miss Daisy
    Dirty Harry
    Run Silent, Run Deep
    Free Willy
    Dick
    In and Out
    Grindhouse
    Toy Story
    Sin City
    The Big Lebowski
    The Midnight Meat Train
    The Punisher
    Innerspace
    The Rock
    Goldfinger
    Pecker
    Orgazmo
    Exit Wounds
    Hard Target
    Stick It
    Batteries Not Included
    Holes

    and

    Cool Hand Luke

  6. Again, Heather, you’re friggin’ awesome… nice list. I gotta say, how did I miss Shaft and Holes… was going to throw Midnight Meat Train up there but Aiden beat me to it last week!

    • Teehee. It’s my inability to mature past the mentality of a 15 year old boy. I started thinking of them and couldn’t stop.

      I saw Shaft and just snorted. :)

  7. Upcoming Movies:
    Iron Man 2 (complete with ass-to-ass poster)
    Whip It!

  8. How dare you sully Cool Hand Luke!!!!

  9. Haha brilliant list! I will not think of some of those films in the same way again !!! LOL

  10. mcarteratthemovies Says:

    You left out one very important one: “Dick.” You know, it was that movie with Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams, about Richard Nixon.

  11. Hahaha, just heard of another film to add to this list. Although it’s an upcoming movie (and isn’t going to be any good) the title sounded like it belonged here Kai: Brendan Fraser’s newest…wait for it…’Furry Vengeance’
    I just had to laugh:)

    Also thought of a good tagline for the film: “Starring Brendan Fraser…because Eddie Murphy was busy”

  12. A Hard Day’s Night?

  13. red eye, thats horrible

  14. Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory

  15. WarpedRecord Says:

    I’m surprised no one has mentioned “Play It to the Bone.”

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