FAVORITE MOVIE THEMED PORN TITLES
This week’s list is going to be a quickie… in a minute, you’ll understand just how apt that is. We’re also going to be getting a little R-rated. Well, more NC-17.
SIDENOTE: The parental advisory above is actually for my parents. Mom… you may not love this post.
I was working on a scene for my new script where the 2 main characters recite their favorite movie themed porn titles. I’ve picked my favorites below. If any of you have better ones, please let me know… so I can use them. 🙂
Here we go (in no particular order):
10. FORREST HUMP.
9. THE HUNT FOR MISS OCTOBER.
8. THE JOY SUCK CLUB.
7. THE SPERMINATOR.
6. LAWRENCE OF ALABIA.
5. SHAVING RYAN’S PRIVATES.
4. RIDING MISS DAISY.
3. WOMB RAIDER.
2. STAR WHORES.
1. IN DIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF POON.
That’s it, Pimps & Ho-stesses (never call a woman a “Ho”… TRUST ME). Please feel free to leave your own in the comments section below. I never edit any of the comments. Remember, this was meant to be an interactive site, as much as I love the sound of my own voice.
You can also sign up to get this blog via e-mail at the top of the page. And, as always, if you like this site, TELL A FRIEND!
Check back next Saturday as that is when new posts go up. I’m also going to try and get some mid-week posts going in the future so stay tuned. Have a great week and wear a condom!!!
THE LIST 
March 17, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Very funny clip from Mad TV, “The Porn Star Name Registration Office”
March 17, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Penis Demilo, Luke ThyWalker, Gearth Brooks… HILARIOUS!!!
March 17, 2010 at 10:40 pm
Kai, you must think your mom is a real wuss or has never cracked a book, film or had a life. But I love you and I love your blog! Keep them coming – see, I get it! And yes, I know it is not spelled like that. Mom
March 18, 2010 at 12:44 am
You rock Nici!! Great job as always Kai-son.
March 17, 2010 at 10:45 pm
You’re the best… I love you! Didn’t even send this one to Steve! 🙂
March 18, 2010 at 12:45 am
Womb Raider just sounds unpleasant. Kinda like “Conception: Your Womb is the Scene of the Crime”. It would look like that fecked up porno from Taxi Driver.
I’m a big fan of “Missionary: Impossible” or “American History XXX”.
March 18, 2010 at 12:56 am
There is actually a real horror movie that came out a couple years ago called “The Midnight Meat Train”. I’m pretty sure that takes the cake. Was hard to take that one seriously, but I reviewed it all the same.
I also like “Fahrenheit Diarrhea 9/11 Gangbus 69”. Pretty sure that’s a top-seller.
March 18, 2010 at 1:22 am
how could you not use “Men in Black Men”?
love,
your editor
March 18, 2010 at 3:11 am
Sex Toy Story. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang. Sperms of Endearment. Malcom XXX. A Rear and Pleasant Danger.
Let me go check the cupboard; I’m sure I’ll find some more good ones there.
March 18, 2010 at 8:19 am
BrokenBack Mounted?
Inside Man – just works!
Batman in Robin
Jurassic Poke
Deep Impact
Snatch
StarShit Poopers
Forrest Dump
The Sopornos
Matrixxx
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Pulp Friction
Womb Raider
There’s too many to name!!!
Another great game (perhaps the next post?) is changing one word of a film title to ‘Vagina’… “My Big Fat Greek Vagina”, “The Incredible Vagina”, “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Vaginas”, “No Country for Old Vaginas”, “Bill and Ted’s Bogus Vagina”, “The Iron Vagina”, “How to lose a Vagina in 10 days” “12 Angry Vaginas”, “There Will Be Vaginas”…
500 Vaginas of Summer… fills both categories – excuse the pun!
March 18, 2010 at 10:30 am
35 Shots of Cum, My Wife in Ruins, Where the Wild Things Scar.
Shamless Blog Plug: More parallel porn titles here: http://orsonswell.com/list/parallel-porn-titles-09
March 18, 2010 at 2:34 pm
My fave, as with most things in life, comes from The Simpsons:
Crocodile Done Me
March 18, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Glad-He-Ate-Her
March 18, 2010 at 4:11 pm
GOD!!! These are all just classic. The thing that’s crazy is, some of them, you just hit yourself and go, “Why didn’t I think of that?”
Check back Saturday for “Movie Titles That All Ready Sound Like Porn”… stop posting those… you’re stealing my thunda!!! 🙂
March 18, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Harry Poke-Her
Lord Of the “O” Ring
Butt Pirates of The Caribbean
Romancing the Bone
Thrill Bill
Ocean’s Eleven……..In A Row
The Hills Have Thighs
The Devil Wears Nada
The Sex Files
Not Another Porn Movie
On Golden Blonde
White Men Can’t Hump
King Dong
Sexorcist
Sperminator
Fatal Erection
Free Your Willy
Edward Penishands
March 18, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Heather… you’re awesome!!!
March 19, 2010 at 4:18 am
*takes a bow*
Why, thank you.
March 18, 2010 at 5:43 pm
oh Space Ram and RoboCock!
March 18, 2010 at 8:47 pm
The Devil Wears Nada… I’d probably watch that if it was on tv
March 18, 2010 at 10:10 pm
That was on TV, McG… twas a Cinemax after midnight soft-core special… not that I watched it… 😉
March 19, 2010 at 4:47 am
Courtesy of 30 Rock (aired 03/18/10):
Assatar
The Hind Side
The Lovely Boners
Fresh Ass: Based on the novel Tush by Ass-Fire
March 19, 2010 at 5:01 am
One more… Horny with a Chance of My Balls
April 24, 2010 at 1:01 am
here a few additions
Alice in Underpants
Dick Proof
In Diana Jones and the Ass Crusade
Harry Penis and the Philosopher’s Bone
Splooge Bob No Pants
Mrs Assfire
E.T. the XXXtra Testicle
Titan-Dick
Shercock Bones
Iron Stan
September 8, 2010 at 1:15 am
i actually have Womb Raider. bought it at comic con 09… i dont know what that says about me.
Ive allways thought Schindlers Fist was funny (and inapropriate)
September 8, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Schindler’s Fist is a great one.
December 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm
what about Good Will Humping
December 23, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Night AT The Cocksbary
April 19, 2011 at 10:36 am
OMG this is nuts. Here I add from the Latest oscar n box office movies:
The Cock’s speech.
The blacktwat.
The winter’s boner.
Eat,Plow,Fuck.
Tramp, The Legacy.
The Fucker.
Blue Valentina.
Rugby’s hole. (Gayporn)
True crotch. (Gayporn)
127 humps.
The social slut-works.
The cunts are all right.
Ewwww…so gross….