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HOT OR NOT?

Posted in Hot or Not? with tags on April 27, 2011 by Kaiderman

Recently, I’ve come to realize that there is a plethora of female celebrities out there that I think are attractive but cannot, for the life of me, decide whether or not I think they’re hot. So, I’m presenting the argument to you. Hear me out and then tell me what you think.

MALIN AKERMAN.

Pros: Was a model. Sexy Body. Might still own her Silk Spectre costume from Watchmen.
Cons:
She has a really big face. Kind of like a fat girl’s face on a skinny actress’ body.

SIGOURNEY WEAVER.

Pros: See Galaxy Quest!
Cons:
Has a chin only rivalled by the likes of Jay Leno.

THE OLSEN TWINS.

Pros: Skinny, cute, rich, sexy lips.
Cons:
Limbs like tether ball poles. Kind of feels rapey since they were the kids from Full House!

FAMKE JANSEN.

Pros: Tall, slim, exotic and sexy.
Cons:
May have been born a man. Seriously, watch Rounders again and tell me you don’t get a Tranny vibe!

RENE RUSSO.

Pros: ????? (I’m stumped)
Cons:
????? (Literally stumped!)

So, what do you think? HOT or NOT?

HOT OR NOT?

Posted in Hot or Not? with tags on February 18, 2011 by Kaiderman

This may be a new feature here on THE LIST. Recently, I’ve come to realize that there is a pleathrea of female celebrities out there that I think are attractive but cannot, for the life of me, decide whether or not I think they’re hot. So, I’m presenting the argument to you. Hear me out and then tell me what you think.

KRISTEN WIIG.

Pros: Tall, thin body. Cute Face. Sense of humor.
Cons:
Perhaps she’s a bit too average in the looks department.

PINK.

Pros: Punk rock looks. Tattoos. Cute face.
Cons:
She’s a little buff. Has a strange nose.

HELENA BONHAM CARTER.

Pros: Dead sexy as Marla Singer.
Cons:
Dresses weird. Possible unibrow. Might be insane.

HELEN MIRREN.

Pros: Looks amazing for her age.
Cons:
Her age.

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR.

Pros: A fanboy favorite for playing Buffy. Definately cute.
Cons:
Let’s be honest, she’s no Daffney. Also, attracted to Freddie Prinze, Jr. types.