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MY TOP 5 GREATEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE VILLAINS

Posted in Top 5, Top 5 Performances with tags on March 12, 2011 by Kaiderman

Um… NO!

As much as everyone joneses over who’s going to get the title role in comic book movies, the success of these films tends to rely heavily on who plays the bad guy. The antagonists often have the meatier roles. Unfortunately, the people playing them don’t always take advantage. So, I thought we’d shine a spotlight on those who did. Here are my Top 5 Comic Book Villains (in order): 

5. DOCTOR OCTOPUS (Alfred Molina).

Doc Ock must’ve been a fun role to play because, though he is the villain of the film, he’s not necessarily a good guy or a bad guy. He’s become a victim of his own creation and a mindless slave to it. Watching Molina snap back and forth from blood thirsty bad guy to everyday nerd in a lab coat with a heart of gold was fun to watch. Oh, and those tentacles were super cool. Continue reading

TOP 5 MOVIES: CHRISTIAN SLATER

Posted in Top 5 with tags on March 8, 2011 by Kaiderman

How effing cool is this Cat???

Anybody can do an A-Lister’s Top 5… we here at THE LIST continue to honor our vow to celebrate the best of the rest. Now, while Mr. Slater may have, at one point, been considered an A-Lister, he seems to have fallen on hard times over the last decade. Still, he remains an 80’s fav and, for that reason, I honor him now by celebrating his Top 5 Films. Here they are (in order):

SIDENOTE: I am excluding INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE. While it would rank very high on most lists I’d do, I feel that Slater’s part was so small that it almost shouldn’t be counted for this… so it isn’t!

5. HEATHERS.

I’ll be honest… I need to rewatch this one. I remember liking it a bunch but don’t hold it to the utmost esteem that many others do. And while Untamed Heart and Young Guns 2 were pleading with me to make THE LIST, Heathers earns itself the #5 spot.

4. VERY BAD THINGS.

Very Bad Things? More like best weekend ever! Personally, I refuse to leave Vegas until a hooker has been buried in the desert! In all seriousness, if you haven’t seen this film, stop reading this or doing whatever you are doing and GO WATCH IT NOW! While it only comes in at #4, it would easily be the first Slater film I’d recommend! Continue reading

TOP 5 MALE NUDE SCENES

Posted in Top 5 with tags , , , , , , on February 28, 2011 by Kaiderman

Ummm… NO!

I’m going to be honest… this is not the funnest list I’ve ever written. In fact, you’ll notice this is a “Top 5” list as opposed to the typical “My Top 5” lists you’ve come to know and love as I really have no opinion on the matter. However, turnabout is fair play. So, it seemed only fair that, after listing my favorite scenes featuring boobies on display, I put a list together for the ladies so they can have a chance to enjoy some impressive “Magic Sticks”. Here’s 5 for you, girls… I certainly hope you appreciate it!

5. KINSEY (Liam Neeson).

Liam Neeson has many *ahem* “talents” but his *ahem* “biggest”* is featured in this film. See what I did there? Honestly, the size of Neeson’s penis was something of legend for years and he certainly silenced his detractors with this film. My only question is this: How is Julia Roberts still not walking funny?

SIDENOTE: Neeson dated Roberts in the late 80’s… do the math! Continue reading

MY TOP 5 NUDE SCENES

Posted in Cameos for Other Sites, Top 5 with tags on February 26, 2011 by Kaiderman

Unfortunately, Kathy Bates just missed THE LIST!

I would like to thank Nick Jobe (of Random Ramblings of a Demented Doorknob) for having me on his podcast (The Demented Podcast) this week. You can find that, as well as scenes of me in the finale of his VLOG, by clicking here. While on the podcast, we had a riveting discussion about nudity in film which lead me to this. My Top 5 Nude Scenes in film. Here they are (in order):

5. JUST ONE OF THE GUYS.

After cutting her hair and going undercover as a boy at a rival high school, teen journalist Terry Griffith must reveal to the subject of her story, a less than popular boy she befriended, that she is in fact a girl. What better way to do this than ripping open her tuxedo and revealing near perfect breasts. This scene makes my list more for nostalgic reasons than anything. The film is pretty standard until the unnecessary flash shot.

4. PIRANHA 3-D.

Nudity is a very important part of making a good horror film. Piranha takes things a bit too far acting more like a porno that also features Elizabeth Shue and people being eaten by prehistoric fish. However, kudos must be given to the underwater ballet that takes place between Kelly Brook and Riley Steel… the only nude shot that needed to be in this film.

3. MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

I have been on record stating this many times… I hate this film. The only thing that makes it worth its weight in celluloid is the lesbian scene that takes place between Naomi Watts and Laura Harring. Is it essential to the plot? I honestly couldn’t tell you what the fuck the plot of this film is so your guess is as good as mine.

2. SPECIES.

Natasha Henstridge was one of those rare beauties that stood out even in a sea of flawless Hollywood blondes. Watching her walk around naked for half of this film makes it completely worth while.

1. FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

I don’t want to put this film as my #1 because it feels a bit cliché but let’s be honest, it earned it. When Phoebe Cates stepped out of that pool in slow motion she instantly materialized into the living embodiment of every prepubescent boy’s wet dream… God bless her!

I should mention that while I take pride in all my lists, I feel this is the least concrete Top 5 I’ve ever put together and the order and choices could change from day-to-day depending on the weather, my mood and how many articles of clothing I’m wearing. But enough about me… what are some of your favorites?

TOP 5 MOVIES: GARY BUSEY

Posted in Top 5 with tags , on January 17, 2011 by Kaiderman

Anyone can bring you a list of the Top 5 Brad Pitt films. We here at THE LIST like to spend a little time with the other awesome actors in Hollywood. Like the certifiably bat shit insane Gary Busey. Funny thing is, at one time, he was a pretty damn good actor. Want proof? Then check out what I consider to be his Top 5 films. Before we jump in, a couple quick mentions:

EXCLUSIONS: While he was great in it, I’m excluding Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas because his part is so small that I’m not sure I’d call it a “Busey film”.

HONORABLE MENTION: Okay, I’ve never seen the film but, according to IMDB, Busey played the part of Blind Master in a film called The Hand Job in 2005. That is too funny. I had to mention it!

So, let’s jump in. Here’s my Top 5 (in order):

5. BIG WEDNESDAY.

Who has 2 thumbs and knew that Busey did 2 awesome surf films? This guy right here. If you haven’t seen this film, do yourself a favor. It’s arguably the greatest surf film ever made outside of Endless Summer. Continue reading

TOP 5 MOVIE THINGS I WANT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

Posted in Top 5 with tags on December 22, 2010 by Kaiderman

NOW THAT’S A STOCKING!!!

Many of you may not know this but we do not celebrate Christmas at my house. Never have! While I am not a religious person, my family and my wife happen to be. However, this year I have really gotten into the spirit of the season. That is, I really wish people would buy me some shit!

So, if there’s anyone out there looking, here’s a few helpful hints to guide you along the way to pleasing your friendly neighborhood Kaiderman this holiday season… in order of awesomeness:

5. THE GARDEN JAWA.

So, I bought a house 2 years ago this month and was infatuated with owning a Gnome for my garden. Only thing is they cost about 20 bucks… and I’m not paying 20 bucks for a friggin’ Gnome. However, I would shell out the cash for this awesome Jawa Gnome from Star Wars Shop. Too cool!

Available (online) at: http://shop.starwars.com/
Cost: 34.99 + S&H

4. RESIN ZOMBIE CRAWLING OUT OF GROUND.

Garden Jawas are great for the back yard but what do you put in that little patch of dirt by your front walkway? Simple! This nearly 3 foot long resin statue of a Zombie trying to pull itself out of the grave.

Available (online) at: www.thinkgeek.com
Cost: 89.99 + S&H

3. THE I HEART ZOMBIES T-SHIRT.

Sticking with the whole Zombie theme, what better way to show you’re a Romero fan than with this classic I Heart Zombies tee. Show all those Twi-hards that you support what movie monsters were supposed to be… BAD-ASS!

Available (online) at: www.tshirtbordello.com
Cost: 14.99 + S&H

2. TRON LEGACY 12″ DELUXE SAM FLYNN ACTION FIGURE.

Quite simply, this is the coolest toy I have ever seen. You press a button and Flynn’s face is projected on to the inside of the helmet and a real looking face moves and talks to you. I actually own the 6″ version of this figure but, much like my penis, I wish I had the bigger one!

Available at: Toys R Us
Cost: 39.99 + tax

1. SLAVE LEIA COSTUME (SIZE SM).

Okay, this one isn’t actually for me… it’s for my beautiful wife Shirley… but it’s also really for me!

Available (online) at: www.ultimatestarwarscostumes.com
Cost: 59.88 + S&H

MY TOP 5 FAVORITE KIND OF MOVIE POSTERS

Posted in Top 5 with tags on December 18, 2010 by Kaiderman

Not sure if you know this but while there are thousands of movie posters out there, there are only about a dozen different kinds. Below, I’ve listed my favorites. Before we jump in though, I’d thought I’d note a couple of Honorable Mentions.

HONORABLE MENTION:

The Hand Painted Movie Poster.

In all honesty, these types of posters are my favorite but they’re as extinct as marriages that last a lifetime these days so I’m excluding them from contention. However, I had to give them props!

The Beautiful Young Stars in a Row Movie Poster.

These too have become somewhat extinct but we were inundated with them in the 90’s with the string of Scream rip-offs that were flooding into theaters. We were so bombarded with them that, to tell you the truth, they became annoying. Though, in recent years, they make me feel a bit nostalgic!

Okay… on to the TOP 5: Continue reading