Archive for the Quickies Category

OPERATION “JO-GO”

Posted in Celebrities, JO-GO, Quickies with tags , , , , on August 7, 2010 by Kaiderman

I don’t know about you guys but I fell in love with Joseph Gordon Levitt after seeing the film Brick. The kid proved he was more than a child actor. He proved he had the potential to be a big star. With Inception under his belt, and a possible turn in Batman 3 right around the corner, he may soon be one of the biggest stars in Hollywood. That’s why I’m doing this now.

I am making it my goal to turn Joseph Gordon Levitt into Jo-Go. I can’t do this alone people so help me out. A few people have already started to help the movement… thanks to the folks at The Dark of the Matinee and  Frankly, My Dear. But it’ll take more than that to make it happen. So, next time you see this man, remember…

… he is Jo-Go.

Look, I’ve tried to make things take off before and failed miserably. For instance, I realize people will never go back to pleated acid washed jeans… I see that now… I get it… but this one is do-able. Make it happen, people!!!

HEY, CLOCK… TICK FASTER!!!

Posted in Film, Movies, Quickies with tags , , , , on July 15, 2010 by Kaiderman

I have to apologize because I would normally put a new post up today but I am faaaaaar too busy holding my breath. Keep your fingers crossed that this one lives up to the hype! If it does, being that it is an original screenplay, it could have a tremendous effect on the industry going forward. I think it will do fine but apparently Warner Brothers still feels the need to try and capitalize off  the success of the Dark Knight. What do you think?

Eerily similar, wouldn’t you say? Anyway, to keep you entertained until Saturday, allow me to share this audio of a recent phone call between Mel Gibson and Christian Bale. Just so you know, this may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard! Check it out:

IS IT JUST ME…

Posted in Quickies, The 3some Game with tags , , , on June 17, 2010 by Kaiderman

… or do Bumblebee and Paul, the yellow prawn from District 9, look like long lost brothers? This could make for the worst entry into the 3some game ever!

DALTON-ISM #1

Posted in Dalton-isms, Ongoing Lists, Quickies with tags , , , on May 21, 2010 by Kaiderman

A lot of people think these statements were written about Chuck Norris… but if Dalton knew that, he’d roundhouse kick Norris in the nootz. Here’s your DALTON-ISM for the week:

 Food doesn’t mind being eaten by Dalton… because it knows his mouth is the only place that’s safe from his fists!

IT’S ONE OF THOSE DAYS…

Posted in Quickies on May 21, 2010 by Kaiderman

CINCO de KAI-YO

Posted in Film, Humor, Movies, Quickies, Videos with tags , , on May 5, 2010 by Kaiderman

That’s right, Ladies & Germans… it’s May 5th. Which means it is officially Cinco de KAI-yo. The day where the nation of Mexico celebrates the day I was born. Since it’s my birthday, I didn’t feel like slaving away over a post. However, I felt compelled to give you something.

I don’t typically spend a lot of time on youtube. The only videos I really watch on the internet are the kind you want to make sure are deleted from your history before your wife sits down to check her e-mail… just kidding, Honey [nervous laugh]. Where was I? OH! Sure I use it to get clips for the site, enjoy the occasional early 90’s gangster rap video and watch a cute kitten do something cute… who doesn’t? However, a friend sent me clip the other day so funny I had to share it with you.

So, where ever you are, pour your favorite drink in a glass, throw it back, watch this video and enjoy my holiday!

That’s it for now, Compadres.

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Check back Saturday as that is when new posts go up. Have a great week and remember… It’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to!!!