Recently, I’ve come to realize that there is a plethora of female celebrities out there that I think are attractive but cannot, for the life of me, decide whether or not I think they’re hot. So, I’m presenting the argument to you. Hear me out and then tell me what you think.
MALIN AKERMAN.
Pros: Was a model. Sexy Body. Might still own her Silk Spectre costume from Watchmen.
Cons: She has a really big face. Kind of like a fat girl’s face on a skinny actress’ body.
SIGOURNEY WEAVER.
Pros: See Galaxy Quest!
Cons: Has a chin only rivalled by the likes of Jay Leno.
THE OLSEN TWINS.
Pros: Skinny, cute, rich, sexy lips.
Cons: Limbs like tether ball poles. Kind of feels rapey since they were the kids from Full House!
FAMKE JANSEN.
Pros: Tall, slim, exotic and sexy.
Cons: May have been born a man. Seriously, watch Rounders again and tell me you don’t get a Tranny vibe!
RENE RUSSO.
Pros: ????? (I’m stumped)
Cons: ????? (Literally stumped!)
So, what do you think? HOT or NOT?