HOT OR NOT?
Recently, I’ve come to realize that there is a plethora of female celebrities out there that I think are attractive but cannot, for the life of me, decide whether or not I think they’re hot. So, I’m presenting the argument to you. Hear me out and then tell me what you think.
MALIN AKERMAN.
Pros: Was a model. Sexy Body. Might still own her Silk Spectre costume from Watchmen.
Cons: She has a really big face. Kind of like a fat girl’s face on a skinny actress’ body.
SIGOURNEY WEAVER.
Pros: See Galaxy Quest!
Cons: Has a chin only rivalled by the likes of Jay Leno.
THE OLSEN TWINS.
Pros: Skinny, cute, rich, sexy lips.
Cons: Limbs like tether ball poles. Kind of feels rapey since they were the kids from Full House!
FAMKE JANSEN.
Pros: Tall, slim, exotic and sexy.
Cons: May have been born a man. Seriously, watch Rounders again and tell me you don’t get a Tranny vibe!
RENE RUSSO.
Pros: ????? (I’m stumped)
Cons: ????? (Literally stumped!)
So, what do you think? HOT or NOT?
THE LIST 
April 27, 2011 at 8:37 am
Akerman – Hot with dark hair. Looks odd as a blonde. You’re right about her wide face though.
Weaver – Looks great (and much younger) as a blonde, but dark hair makes her look older and matronly.
Olsen – When they don’t look like they just stumbled out of a homeless shelter, they look cute, but calling them “hot” feels wrong.
Jansen – No. Attractive in her own way, but not hot.
Russo – Also a no. No real reason…just no.
April 27, 2011 at 8:58 am
Agreed on all counts.
Russo is such an anomolly! Spelled that wrong but you get the point.
April 27, 2011 at 10:04 am
Ackerman: Absolutely! Bout the only thing she has going for her.
Weaver: She’s hot in that, “powerful, sexy woman” sort of way. And yeah, she was on fire in Galaxy Quest.
Olsen: Ew, no. They look like vampires these days.
Jansen: Hell yeah! She was gorgeous in X2.
Russo: Yes, in GET SHORTY. Otherwise… eh.
April 27, 2011 at 11:01 am
Akerman: Yea she is definitely hot. Too bad she isn’t much of an actress ah
Weaver: Never thought she was hot, she isn’t bad looking but not hot imo (Heather gonna kill me!)
Olsens: Agree with Rachel. Cute in the right light, probably average in real life.
Janssen: Attractive but not hot.
Russo: Hell no.
April 27, 2011 at 12:44 pm
Famke played a tranny on Nip/Tuck, too! I’m getting suspicious.
The Olsen twins are hot.
May 5, 2011 at 1:04 am
Akerman: Depends on the day. Sometimes she’s absolutely smoking, other times she’s got a real annoying look about her.
Weaver: I’ll go ahead and give her a hot rating.
Olsens: Yes and please. Preferably the one who guest-starred on Weeds.
Jannsen: Meh
Russo: Hells to the no.