THE MILFcast DRINKING GAME – OFFICIAL RULES

Here they are… the official rules for the MILFcast drinking game:

RULES FOR KAI & HEATHER:

Take a drink everytime Heather says “fantastical”.
Take a drink everytime Heather says “funsies”.
Take a drink every time Heather talks about how hot another girl is.
Take a drink everytime Heather talks about David Bowie.
Take a drink everytime Heather talks about James Cameron.
Take a drink everytime Heather mentions the film Aliens.
Take a drink everytime Heather talks about The Lord of the Rings.
Take a drink everytime Heather talks about boobies.
Take a drink everytime Heather talks about how hot another girl is (2 if the girl is Kai’s wife).
Finish your drink everytime Heather says something “pooped in her Cheerios”.

Take a drink everytime Kai says “fantastic”.
Take a drink everytime Kai says “Let me ask you this…”.
Take a drink everytime Kai tells a joke that bombs.
Take a drink everytime Kai talks about Zombies.
Take a drink everytime Kai tells a joke that bombs.
Take a drink everytime Kai mentions his “hot wife”.
Take a drink everytime Kai bitches about hating going to the movies.
Finish your drink everytime Kai brings up rape.
Finish your drink everytime Kai goes on a side tangent during the What We’ve Been Watching segment.

GENERAL RULES:

Take a drink everytime you hear a Steve Bush segment bumper song.
Take a drink everytime someone scores a 7 or a 1 in THE GAME!!!
Take a drink everytime someone talks about what they’re drinking (aka: the “meta-drink”).
Take a drink if we have outtakes (it makes them funner).

That’s it for now! We hope to have some more before the episode goes up but stay tuned and have your drink ready on the 6th of February. Now, to be responsible, please read the following DISCLAIMER:


—–WARNING—–

We here at the MILFcast to not encourage heavy drinking.
Do not drink if you have a drinking problem.
If you have a problem, please get help.
Do not play this game and then operate an automobile or heavy machinery or equipment.
This game is meant to be fun and not used as an excuse for abusing alcohol.
Do not drink if you are under age.
Drinking heavily can lead to sex with fat and/or fugly chicks.
Please drink responsibly!!!

7 Responses to “THE MILFcast DRINKING GAME – OFFICIAL RULES”

  1. I think that’s your best banner yet. Well done.

  2. I think Steve came up with the best rule…take a drink every time a new rule is created! 🙂

  3. Or just drink everytime Kai and I speak. 😉

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