THE MILFcast DRINKING GAME

Another podcast I listen to recently came up with their own drinking game. Seeing as we are the podcast that encourages drinking more than any other, it seemed like a great idea to steal. I mean, let’s be honest, we need our own.

Scroll down and check out the rules & disclaimer. If you have any ideas for rules we should add, leave your suggestions in the comments section at the bottom of this post. If we like them, we’ll use them and add them to the final rules when we announce them on the podcast Super Bowl weekend (February 6th). For now, check out the rules:

RULES FOR KAI & HEATHER:

Take a drink everytime Heather says “fantastical”.
Take a drink everytime Heather says “funsies”.
Take a drink everytime Heather talks about James Cameron.
Take a drink everytime Heather mentions the film Aliens.
Take a drink everytime Heather talks about boobies.
Take a drink everytime Heather talks about how hot another girl is.
Finish your drink everytime Heather says something “pooped in her Cheerios”.

Take a drink everytime Kai says “fantastic”.
Take a drink everytime Kai says “Let me ask you this…”.
Take a drink everytime Kai talks about Zombies.
Take a drink everytime Kai tells a joke that bombs.
Finish your drink everytime Kai brings up rape.
Finish your drink everytime Kai goes on a side tangent during the What We’ve Been Watching segment.

GENERAL RULES:

Take a drink everytime you hear a Steve Bush segment bumper song.
Take a drink if we have outtakes (it makes them funner).

That’s it for now! We hope to have some more before the episode goes up but stay tuned and have your drink ready on the 6th of February. Now, to be responsible, please read the following DISCLAIMER:


—–WARNING—–

We here at the MILFcast to not encourage heavy drinking.
Do not drink if you have a drinking problem.
If you have a problem, please get help.
Do not play this game and then operate an automobile or heavy machinery or equipment.
This game is meant to be fun and not used as an excuse for abusing alcohol.
Drinking heavily can lead to sex with fat and/or fugly chicks.
Please drink responsibly!!!

13 Responses to “THE MILFcast DRINKING GAME”

  1. Jesus, why can’t I stream the MILFCAST on my work computer? And why do I work somewhere that frowns upon getting drunk at your desk?

    Fuck my life.

  2. This is very conducive to many lawsuits coming your way!!! ahha 😉

  3. Take a drink everytime Heather talks about how hot another girl is and everytime Kai tells a joke that bombs, I don’t have that much booze in the house!

  4. It’s not wildly funny or anything, but Take a drink every time someone gets a 7 in The Game. Or a 1 for that matter.

    Take a drink every time Kai talks about hating going to the theater and/or mentions his HUGE 50-inch TV.

    Take a drink every time someone talks about what or how much they’re drinking. (meta-drink)

    Take a drink every time Kai talks about having a “hot wife.”

  5. Shirley is hot. She should be spoken of in such high regard constantly.

  6. Interesting how, in the disclaimer, you don’t say anything about drinking if you’re underage. Being underage, I don’t know how I feel about this, but I’ll take this oversight as invitation to take part.

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