THE THREESOME GAME: ROUND 3

That’s right, boys and girls, the 3some game is back like Brett Favre at the end of training camp. For those of you new to the site, here’s a break down of how the game is played:

This brain-child of mine was born out of my boredom for a game couples have been playing for years that shares a name with everyone’s favorite blog: THE LIST. The List, as I’m sure you know, is a game where partners keep an imaginary list of 3 to 5 celebrities in their proverbial back pocket. Should one of the devoted have the opportunity to have a chance encounter with one of the celebrities on their list, their better half would be forced to give them a pass (usually given because there’s no way in hell it could ever really happen). From that, I developed this game… here’s the basic idea:

What is every man’s fantasy? Simple, a threesome. What is every man’s ultimate threesome? Even simpler… TWINS! However, upon deeper thought, I realized that twins would be like doing the same thing twice. What would be better was two woman who could pass as twins, yet maintain subtle differences. Things unique to themselves. Like two Pale Ales from different brewers. Each the same drink, nearly indistinguishable, just slightly different. So, we use the world of celebrities and I introduce you to a new game… THE THREESOME GAME.

This is really just a way to gawk at how eerily similar some celebrities look to one another. It’s just funner when you put a sexual connotation on it. I’ve put together a list for the guys and girls out there. Enjoy!

FOR THE LADIES:

Christopher Meloni & Elias Koteas.

Will Ferrell & Chad Smith (Drummer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers).

Gary Cole & Kerry Collins (Tennessee Titans Quarterback).

FOR THE FELLAS:

Vanessa Marcil & Eva Longoria.

Alicia Keys & Jessica Alba.

Emily Osment & Carrie Underwood.

So, who would you do?

17 Responses to “THE THREESOME GAME: ROUND 3”

  1. Eva Longoria, please. It doesn’t even matter who the third would be. It could be Will Ferrell for all I care.

  2. Somehow, neither Meloni nor Koteas look all that much like DeNiro, and yet they both do. Is it just me, or did y’all think DeNiro or Meloni was in Shutter Island when you saw the trailers?

    Yeah, the Ferrell/Smith thing has been buggin’ me out for years. It’s creepy how much they look alike.

  3. Jessica Alba … didn’t she used to have blonde hair? Seems to me sometimes these people are gpoing out of their way to look like their twins.

  4. Dylan: I thought Koteas was DeNiro in the trailer, yeah.

    I’ve also thought Hilary Swank and Jennifer Garner look similar, as do Ryan Reynolds and Lochlyn Munro. Stephen Lynch and Ryan Reynolds, as well. There was one more I wanted to mention, but I’ve forgotten what it was.

  5. Took me a while to learn the difference between Koteas and Meloni, and while I a bigger Meloni fan, they’re both pretty underrated badasses. Never even knew Haley Joel had a sister, but really eerie how much she looks like her brother AND Underwood.

    And I’d totally pick Alba and Keys. Ladies have some slim pickens this round.

  6. Damn Kai, you are GoOoOoOod! I’m with Aiden…slim pickens so I sit this one out. Osment and Underwood~ creepy!

  7. For future reference I’m saying Zoe Deschanel – Katy Perry better make round 4 or i’m done with your threesomes! 😛

    As for this one – Alicia Keys and Jessica Alba. Why? Because anytime I turn on VH1 or open a magazine I’m guaranteed to be able to say ‘Yeah, I hit that.’ One of them is always being talked about – instant 24/7 bragging rights.

  8. Yeaaaaaah…. Im gonna have to go ahead and say I look just like the Tennesee Titans’ quarter back…

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