Archive for March, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: CAPTAIN AMERICA AND BATTLESHIP

Posted in Celebrities, Movie News with tags , , , , , , , on March 31, 2010 by Kaiderman

WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED LIST TO BRING YOU THIS BREAKING NEWS!

Nothing too groundbreaking here, nothing that will ruin the film for you, but I guess I should say: SPOILER WARNINGS FOR BOTH FILMS.

I wouldn’t exaclty call this “hot off the wire” but I was able to find out a few cool things about these upcoming movies last week due to a chance encounter with a telemarketer. These include general storylines and a possible major actor being confirmed for Battleship. I might be breaking a story here, folks! Allow me to explain… Continue reading

GUILTY PLEASURES

Posted in Film, Guilty Pleasures, Humor, Movies with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 27, 2010 by Kaiderman

An interesting thought occurred to me this week. You see, a fellow blogger on the Fandango Groovers Movie Blog site (great blog… if you have the time, check it out) asked me recently to be part of a blog in April (details coming soon), featuring several other bloggers, where we all get together and pick our favorite Desert Island DVD’s. This was a very interesting list to compose. The theory is you’re trapped on a desert island and you can only bring 8 DVD’s… what do you bring?

Now, you don’t bring the best films ever made. I truly believe Gone With the Wind is one of the greatest films ever made. The story is fantastic and the script still proves entertaining and smart 7 decades later. That doesn’t mean you want to watch it over and over again. Do you bring your favorite films? Not in my case. I have films that I love and deem as “favorites”, but some of them prove a little heavy for frequent repeat viewings. That leaves movies you can watch over and over again. Exactly!

Well, when putting together that list, I realized that there was a whole other sub-section of these types of movies. Not the films I would take with me to an island, but bad films that I utterly love watching over and over again. As a film fan, I’m not exactly proud of them, but they are what they are… horribly awesome and cheesy films that I LOVE! I don’t expect anyone to agree with me. None-the-less, here they are in this week’s list: MY GUILTY PLEASURES: Continue reading

MOVIES THAT SOUND LIKE PORN

Posted in Film, Humor, Movies, Porn with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 24, 2010 by Kaiderman

So, how ’bout another quickie? No? All right, a list it is then.

Keeping with last Wednesday’s theme, but flipping the idea just a bit, I thought this week we’d discuss movies who’s titles could be used for porn without being changed. This was actually a ton of fun to do. I have countless DVD’s on shelves stacked 3 deep. The funny thing is, I didn’t have to go past the first row to find all of these. If you’re ever bored, I highly suggest trying this!

Here we go with some of my favorites (in no particular order): Continue reading

EDITOR’S CHOICE

Posted in Editor-In-Chief, Film, Movies with tags , , , , , , on March 20, 2010 by Kaiderman

We here at THE LIST would like to take this opportunity to honor a member of our staff… my wife and editor: Shirley Rae Parker.

Shirley is the one who checks all of the posts, even when she doesn’t want to, for spelling errors and checks grammar to make sure like Yoda I do not sound. She also convinces me not to write about Star Wars every week. Which I guarantee you I could!

So, in honor of all her hard work, I’ve given her an opportunity to write a list of her own. Here are 3 of her “GO-TO” movies (in no particular order)!  Enjoy: Continue reading

THE LIST ON FACEBOOK

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on March 19, 2010 by Kaiderman

THE LIST is now on Facebook. You can find us by clicking the pic below:

… or click the link below my blogroll.

Thanks all!!!

FAVORITE MOVIE THEMED PORN TITLES

Posted in Film, Movies, Porn with tags , on March 17, 2010 by Kaiderman

This week’s list is going to be a quickie… in a minute, you’ll understand just how apt that is. We’re also going to be getting a little R-rated. Well, more NC-17.

SIDENOTE: The parental advisory above is actually for my parents. Mom… you may not love this post.

I was working on a scene for my new script where the 2 main characters recite their favorite movie themed porn titles. I’ve picked my favorites below. If any of you have better ones, please let me know… so I can use them. 🙂

Here we go (in no particular order):

10. FORREST HUMP.

9. THE HUNT FOR MISS OCTOBER.

8. THE JOY SUCK CLUB.

7. THE SPERMINATOR.

6. LAWRENCE OF ALABIA.

5. SHAVING RYAN’S PRIVATES.

4. RIDING MISS DAISY.

3. WOMB RAIDER.

2. STAR WHORES.

1. IN DIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF POON.

That’s it, Pimps & Ho-stesses (never call a woman a “Ho”… TRUST ME). Please feel free to leave your own in the comments section below. I never edit any of the comments. Remember, this was meant to be an interactive site, as much as I love the sound of my own voice.

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Check back next Saturday as that is when new posts go up. I’m also going to try and get some mid-week posts going in the future so stay tuned. Have a great week and wear a condom!!!

A LOOK BACK AT OSCAR 2010

Posted in Celebrities, Movies, Oscars with tags , , on March 13, 2010 by Kaiderman

All right, so my review on my favorite awards ceremony is a little late but my family needed me so CUT ME SOME SLACK! Phew! Better…

So, we here at THE LIST were a little off on our picks but, then again, we also don’t have ESP. I was glad to see The Hurt Locker take home the top prize, as I felt it was most deserving. And it’s about time a woman was recognized for directing. Should’ve made those picks. Ultimately, THE LIST went 6 for 10 giving us a big fat D-. Proving once again why this should be your one stop shop for tips on Oscar pools everywhere! 🙂

Anyways, the ceremony came and went and, overall, I thought it was very entertaining. I’d go so far as to say it was one of the best I’d seen in years. Obviously, everyone, excluding the short-subject winners, read my post on KEYS TO A GREAT OSCAR SPEECH so no need to rehash that one. What I would like to discuss is what they got right, what they got wrong and what left me a little mixed. Here we go: Continue reading