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DALTON-ISM #2

Posted in Dalton-isms with tags , , , on June 4, 2010 by Kaiderman

A lot of people think these statements were written about Chuck Norris… but if Dalton knew that, he’d roundhouse kick Norris in the taint. Here’s your DALTON-ISM for the week:

Dalton doesn’t tea-bag… he potato-sacks!!!

DALTON-ISM #1

Posted in Dalton-isms, Ongoing Lists, Quickies with tags , , , on May 21, 2010 by Kaiderman

A lot of people think these statements were written about Chuck Norris… but if Dalton knew that, he’d roundhouse kick Norris in the nootz. Here’s your DALTON-ISM for the week:

 Food doesn’t mind being eaten by Dalton… because it knows his mouth is the only place that’s safe from his fists!

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