Archive for February, 2011

TOP 5 MALE NUDE SCENES

Posted in Top 5 with tags , , , , , , on February 28, 2011 by Kaiderman

Ummm… NO!

I’m going to be honest… this is not the funnest list I’ve ever written. In fact, you’ll notice this is a “Top 5″ list as opposed to the typical “My Top 5″ lists you’ve come to know and love as I really have no opinion on the matter. However, turnabout is fair play. So, it seemed only fair that, after listing my favorite scenes featuring boobies on display, I put a list together for the ladies so they can have a chance to enjoy some impressive “Magic Sticks”. Here’s 5 for you, girls… I certainly hope you appreciate it!

5. KINSEY (Liam Neeson).

Liam Neeson has many *ahem* “talents” but his *ahem* “biggest”* is featured in this film. See what I did there? Honestly, the size of Neeson’s penis was something of legend for years and he certainly silenced his detractors with this film. My only question is this: How is Julia Roberts still not walking funny?

SIDENOTE: Neeson dated Roberts in the late 80’s… do the math! Continue reading

MY TOP 5 NUDE SCENES

Posted in Cameos for Other Sites, Top 5 with tags on February 26, 2011 by Kaiderman

Unfortunately, Kathy Bates just missed THE LIST!

I would like to thank Nick Jobe (of Random Ramblings of a Demented Doorknob) for having me on his podcast (The Demented Podcast) this week. You can find that, as well as scenes of me in the finale of his VLOG, by clicking here. While on the podcast, we had a riveting discussion about nudity in film which lead me to this. My Top 5 Nude Scenes in film. Here they are (in order):

5. JUST ONE OF THE GUYS.

After cutting her hair and going undercover as a boy at a rival high school, teen journalist Terry Griffith must reveal to the subject of her story, a less than popular boy she befriended, that she is in fact a girl. What better way to do this than ripping open her tuxedo and revealing near perfect breasts. This scene makes my list more for nostalgic reasons than anything. The film is pretty standard until the unnecessary flash shot.

4. PIRANHA 3-D.

Nudity is a very important part of making a good horror film. Piranha takes things a bit too far acting more like a porno that also features Elizabeth Shue and people being eaten by prehistoric fish. However, kudos must be given to the underwater ballet that takes place between Kelly Brook and Riley Steel… the only nude shot that needed to be in this film.

3. MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

I have been on record stating this many times… I hate this film. The only thing that makes it worth its weight in celluloid is the lesbian scene that takes place between Naomi Watts and Laura Harring. Is it essential to the plot? I honestly couldn’t tell you what the fuck the plot of this film is so your guess is as good as mine.

2. SPECIES.

Natasha Henstridge was one of those rare beauties that stood out even in a sea of flawless Hollywood blondes. Watching her walk around naked for half of this film makes it completely worth while.

1. FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

I don’t want to put this film as my #1 because it feels a bit cliché but let’s be honest, it earned it. When Phoebe Cates stepped out of that pool in slow motion she instantly materialized into the living embodiment of every prepubescent boy’s wet dream… God bless her!

I should mention that while I take pride in all my lists, I feel this is the least concrete Top 5 I’ve ever put together and the order and choices could change from day-to-day depending on the weather, my mood and how many articles of clothing I’m wearing. But enough about me… what are some of your favorites?

AN OSCAR BATTLE ROYALE

Posted in Cameos for Other Sites with tags , on February 24, 2011 by Kaiderman

The boys over Ross v. Ross enjoyed having their asses kicked on our Expendables battle (over at the Metro Film Fight Club) so much that they’ve invited me back to take on 9 fellow bloggers in a war of words over who should win this year’s Best Picture honor at the 2011 Academy Awards. We were limited to under 100 words for print so I had to keep it brief but I think you’ll agree that I brought my usual A-game. What film was I tasked with defending? One I rather enjoyed:

So, stop by and check me out handing everyone’s ass to them in this Battle Royale. You can do so by CLICKING HERE!!!

WARNER BROS. DUE DATE PROMOTION

Posted in Contests with tags on February 22, 2011 by Kaiderman

You guys like winning free stuff? I thought so. That’s why, when I was approached, I signed on to do this little promotion that Warner Bros. is having, to coincide with the release of Due Date (starring Zack Gallifinakis and Robert Downey Jr.). You guys now have a chance to win cool stuff like Due Date schwag and digital downloads of the film. 6 winners will be chosen from this site. Here’s the idea…

17 bloggers have signed up for this little promotion. We have all been paired up like the characters in the film and provided with exclusive videos from the making of the film to put on our respective sites. Here’s a link to my exclusive clip titled “Greetings From Atlanta”:

http://apps.ignitesocialmedia.com/flash/WarnerBros/DueDate/Widget/WarnerBrosDueDateVideoPlayer.swf

All you have to do to win is figure out which site we have been paired up with. To help, here’s a list of the sites involved (along with the city featured in their exclusive clip) followed by some clues to help you figure it out.

THE PLAYERS & THEIR CLIPS:

TOP CULTURED – Atlanta
FILMJABBER – Alabama
TWO MOVIE GUYS – Louisiana
MOVIE VIRAL – Texas
TALKING FILMS – Mexico
BEST FOR FILM – Arizona
GO, SEE, TALK – Los Angeles
MOVIE BUZZERS – Alabama
THE COUCH POTATO CLUB – Louisiana
THE MOVIE MARK – Texas
THE BOX OFFICE JUNKIE – Mexico
MOVIE MUSE – Arizona
THE FILM REEL – Los Angeles
NFAMOUS – Atlanta
NEVERMIND POP FILM – Alabama
CRITIC APPROVED – Louisiana

CLUES:

My travelling partner/ blog…

… has a clip featuring a state whose University mascot is an Elephant.
… has a clip featuring a state that’s name has 4 vowels in it.
… has a site name that features something used on game shows.

There’s your clues. Now, just figure out which blogger is my “travelling companion” and put it in the comments section below. I will take everyone who answers correctly and pull 6 names from a hat for prizes. The first correct answer will be given the best of the prizes available.

You can visit the official DUE DATE site by CLICKING HERE!!!

You can download/ rent the film from iTunes at this link: http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=If/6vWDVyVQ&offerid=146261.10005896&type=3&subid=0&u1=DueDate_TheListIgnite_020711

All images, clips, contests and information for this post were provided by WARNER BROTHERS and it’s partners.

MILFcast (aka: the Man, I Love Films podcast) – Episode 17

Posted in MILFcast with tags , on February 20, 2011 by Kaiderman

For the 17th Episode of MILFcast, I am joined by my co-host Heather Roddy (of Movie Mobsters) and our guests Dylan Fields (of Blog Cabins) and Frank Mengarelli (the Pompous Film Snob) to discuss the following:

- Heather explains her Facebook updates.

- What we’ve been watching.

- Toy Story 3 as a Best Picture nominee.

- We play a game of Kai’s Always Right and THE GAME!!!

You can find MILFcast on podOmatic by clicking here. You can also subscribe or download for free on iTunes. Please drop a comment or leave any feedback on the episode below or send me an e-mail at: kai_parker@yahoo.com

Here are the standings for THE GAME thus far (21 = Perfect Score):
1. Jon Sullivan – 18 points
2. Jim Napier – 16 points
T-3. Pablo Pappano – 15 points
T-3. Steve Bush – 15 points
4. Scott Knopf – 14 points
5. Ryan Helms – 13 points

Music for the podcast provided by Steve Bush of The Bill Shakespeares who can be found at http://thebillshakespeares.com

HOT OR NOT?

Posted in Hot or Not? with tags on February 18, 2011 by Kaiderman

This may be a new feature here on THE LIST. Recently, I’ve come to realize that there is a pleathrea of female celebrities out there that I think are attractive but cannot, for the life of me, decide whether or not I think they’re hot. So, I’m presenting the argument to you. Hear me out and then tell me what you think.

KRISTEN WIIG.

Pros: Tall, thin body. Cute Face. Sense of humor.
Cons:
Perhaps she’s a bit too average in the looks department.

PINK.

Pros: Punk rock looks. Tattoos. Cute face.
Cons:
She’s a little buff. Has a strange nose.

HELENA BONHAM CARTER.

Pros: Dead sexy as Marla Singer.
Cons:
Dresses weird. Possible unibrow. Might be insane.

HELEN MIRREN.

Pros: Looks amazing for her age.
Cons:
Her age.

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR.

Pros: A fanboy favorite for playing Buffy. Definately cute.
Cons:
Let’s be honest, she’s no Daffney. Also, attracted to Freddie Prinze, Jr. types.

MY TOP 10 LEADING MEN WORKING RIGHT NOW

Posted in Top 10 on February 16, 2011 by Kaiderman

Unfortunately, Dr. Jones missed THE LIST!

While there are a lot of great working actors out there, for the purposes of our list here today, we will be sticking to leading men. We are also basing this on acting ability as opposed to box office draw or popularity. Here they are (in order):

10. RUSSELL CROWE.

I kind of see Crowe as being the modern-day Bruce Willis. That is, the modern-day every man action star… only a little slower and pudgier. Though, he’s also a better actor and while his recent films have been a bit lackluster, don’t fool yourself. Crowe could easily be back at the Oscar podium in the years to come.

9. BRAD PITT.

It’s a shame his marriage and looks tend to overshadow his abilities as an actor so often because the truth is this guy’s got mad skills. Continue reading

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