FAVORITE MOVIE THEMED PORN TITLES

This week’s list is going to be a quickie… in a minute, you’ll understand just how apt that is. We’re also going to be getting a little R-rated. Well, more NC-17.

SIDENOTE: The parental advisory above is actually for my parents. Mom… you may not love this post.

I was working on a scene for my new script where the 2 main characters recite their favorite movie themed porn titles. I’ve picked my favorites below. If any of you have better ones, please let me know… so I can use them. :)

Here we go (in no particular order):

10. FORREST HUMP.

9. THE HUNT FOR MISS OCTOBER.

8. THE JOY SUCK CLUB.

7. THE SPERMINATOR.

6. LAWRENCE OF ALABIA.

5. SHAVING RYAN’S PRIVATES.

4. RIDING MISS DAISY.

3. WOMB RAIDER.

2. STAR WHORES.

1. IN DIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF POON.

That’s it, Pimps & Ho-stesses (never call a woman a “Ho”… TRUST ME). Please feel free to leave your own in the comments section below. I never edit any of the comments. Remember, this was meant to be an interactive site, as much as I love the sound of my own voice.

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Check back next Saturday as that is when new posts go up. I’m also going to try and get some mid-week posts going in the future so stay tuned. Have a great week and wear a condom!!!

28 Responses to “FAVORITE MOVIE THEMED PORN TITLES”

  1. Very funny clip from Mad TV, “The Porn Star Name Registration Office”

  2. Penis Demilo, Luke ThyWalker, Gearth Brooks… HILARIOUS!!!

  3. Kai, you must think your mom is a real wuss or has never cracked a book, film or had a life. But I love you and I love your blog! Keep them coming – see, I get it! And yes, I know it is not spelled like that. Mom

  4. You’re the best… I love you! Didn’t even send this one to Steve! :)

  5. Womb Raider just sounds unpleasant. Kinda like “Conception: Your Womb is the Scene of the Crime”. It would look like that fecked up porno from Taxi Driver.

    I’m a big fan of “Missionary: Impossible” or “American History XXX”.

  6. There is actually a real horror movie that came out a couple years ago called “The Midnight Meat Train”. I’m pretty sure that takes the cake. Was hard to take that one seriously, but I reviewed it all the same.

    I also like “Fahrenheit Diarrhea 9/11 Gangbus 69″. Pretty sure that’s a top-seller.

  7. how could you not use “Men in Black Men”?

    love,
    your editor

  8. Bruce wayne Says:

    Sex Toy Story. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang. Sperms of Endearment. Malcom XXX. A Rear and Pleasant Danger.

    Let me go check the cupboard; I’m sure I’ll find some more good ones there.

  9. BrokenBack Mounted?
    Inside Man – just works!
    Batman in Robin
    Jurassic Poke
    Deep Impact
    Snatch
    StarShit Poopers
    Forrest Dump
    The Sopornos
    Matrixxx
    Buffy the Vampire Layer
    Pulp Friction
    Womb Raider

    There’s too many to name!!!

    Another great game (perhaps the next post?) is changing one word of a film title to ‘Vagina’… “My Big Fat Greek Vagina”, “The Incredible Vagina”, “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Vaginas”, “No Country for Old Vaginas”, “Bill and Ted’s Bogus Vagina”, “The Iron Vagina”, “How to lose a Vagina in 10 days” “12 Angry Vaginas”, “There Will Be Vaginas”…

    500 Vaginas of Summer… fills both categories – excuse the pun!

  10. 35 Shots of Cum, My Wife in Ruins, Where the Wild Things Scar.

    Shamless Blog Plug: More parallel porn titles here: http://orsonswell.com/list/parallel-porn-titles-09

  11. My fave, as with most things in life, comes from The Simpsons:

    Crocodile Done Me

  12. Glad-He-Ate-Her

  13. GOD!!! These are all just classic. The thing that’s crazy is, some of them, you just hit yourself and go, “Why didn’t I think of that?”
    Check back Saturday for “Movie Titles That All Ready Sound Like Porn”… stop posting those… you’re stealing my thunda!!! :)

  14. Harry Poke-Her
    Lord Of the “O” Ring
    Butt Pirates of The Caribbean
    Romancing the Bone
    Thrill Bill
    Ocean’s Eleven……..In A Row
    The Hills Have Thighs
    The Devil Wears Nada
    The Sex Files
    Not Another Porn Movie
    On Golden Blonde
    White Men Can’t Hump
    King Dong
    Sexorcist
    Sperminator
    Fatal Erection
    Free Your Willy
    Edward Penishands

  15. oh Space Ram and RoboCock!

  16. The Devil Wears Nada… I’d probably watch that if it was on tv

  17. That was on TV, McG… twas a Cinemax after midnight soft-core special… not that I watched it… ;)

  18. Courtesy of 30 Rock (aired 03/18/10):
    Assatar
    The Hind Side
    The Lovely Boners
    Fresh Ass: Based on the novel Tush by Ass-Fire

  19. One more… Horny with a Chance of My Balls

  20. here a few additions

    Alice in Underpants
    Dick Proof
    In Diana Jones and the Ass Crusade
    Harry Penis and the Philosopher’s Bone
    Splooge Bob No Pants
    Mrs Assfire
    E.T. the XXXtra Testicle
    Titan-Dick
    Shercock Bones
    Iron Stan

  21. i actually have Womb Raider. bought it at comic con 09… i dont know what that says about me.

    Ive allways thought Schindlers Fist was funny (and inapropriate)

  22. what about Good Will Humping

  23. Night AT The Cocksbary

  24. Moviefreak Says:

    OMG this is nuts. Here I add from the Latest oscar n box office movies:
    The Cock’s speech.
    The blacktwat.
    The winter’s boner.
    Eat,Plow,Fuck.
    Tramp, The Legacy.
    The Fucker.
    Blue Valentina.
    Rugby’s hole. (Gayporn)
    True crotch. (Gayporn)
    127 humps.
    The social slut-works.
    The cunts are all right.
    Ewwww…so gross….

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